One of the most disruptive technological developments of our time is also, now, one of the most diverse and overlooked. While mobile smart phones come packed with computational capabilities (such as lidar, multiple cameras, and hi resolution displays) a very under-appreciated feature is the lowly wireless microphone built into each device. While people tend to be attentive and accepting to their own photographic image, often smitten by their own appearance, the recorded voice holds a parallax tension that is simultaneously too personal and too foreign for many to digest as easily as a photograph. Like a camera, we carry a mic with us at all times, but don't use it in the same capacity despite (or because) it is so electric and cutting.